This is just absolutely hilarious. Lucky that Taylor is so gosh dang good natured. I’ve now watched it on repeat for the 72nd and a half time. If I could make a heart with my hands and post it here in itty bitty font form, I would. Please accept this as a replacement <3.
Never take No for an answer. They’re Wrong. All of them. You’re the ONLY one who knows what you’re capable of.
I’m a firm believer that educated sarcasm is one of the best methods to get your point across. You be the judge. 
“You preach to live humbly, and I totally agree, so now it is time to move out of your house, that is CITY.” 1:46 LOL
My words are superfluous. Enjoy.
BEFORE I GROW BOOBS
In honor of National Breast Cancer Awareness Month…I love this.
For more info about Pink October, check http://www.nbcam.org/
Just in case, your butt does in fact sweat…there is a cure! Specifically designed for you, complete with a term to identify with your issue at hand, “Monkey-Butt.” Swell, right?
This photo is worth more. Oh the stories behind this…oh the stories that I could MAKE UP behind this…OH the SONGS I could write about this!!!
I just wish I could’ve seen the bride and groom feeding each other this pink masterpiece…and the food coloring that was accidentally smeared all over the white dress…Amazing.
Tired of sending those late night embarrassing texts, that make you want to smack yourself in the forehead the next morning?
Well, smack yourself no longer!
You could have sent one of these…
11% of Americans can’t even find America on a map, let alone the states themselves. For those who are state impaired, here is a quick solution to your problem. The First Amendment is in full effect here ladies and gentleman.
P.S. 65% percent of statistics are made up on the spot.
Meet Piper Rose, the most adorable little girl who has her daddy’s song memorized…even down to his Ad-libs. She is a dear friend of mine’s daughter, Gabe Mann, and it just goes to show how children can pick up even the smallest of details at the youngest of ages.
This is the sweetest and is worth 1:27 of your time. Trust me.
