This is just absolutely hilarious. Lucky that Taylor is so gosh dang good natured. I’ve now watched it on repeat for the 72nd and a half time. If I could make a heart with my hands and post it here in itty bitty font form, I would. Please accept this as a replacement <3.

This photo is worth more. Oh the stories behind this…oh the stories that I could MAKE UP behind this…OH the SONGS I could write about this!!!

I just wish I could’ve seen the bride and groom feeding each other this pink masterpiece…and the food coloring that was accidentally smeared all over the white dress…Amazing.

11% of Americans can’t even find America on a map, let alone the states themselves. For those who are state impaired, here is a quick solution to your problem. The First Amendment is in full effect here ladies and gentleman.

P.S. 65% percent of statistics are made up on the spot.

She’s unique. She has the like-ability factor. She writes her own songs AND creates her own beats.

I think this is absolutely brilliant, in the most peculiar way. Shockingly, I even find myself singing this little ditty at extremely odd hours.

Wal Mart with Valet Parking; quite possibly one of the biggest oxymorons I’ve ever experienced first-hand, and this one of a kind Wal Mart is right down my street. HILARIOUS!

Taking the Gummy Bear to the next level…

Just in case you were concerned on how to eat this commodity, I have included a photographic demonstration for consuming your 1/2 lb plus, Gummy Bear on a Stick.

Bizarre. Strange. Weird. Awkward Laughter. Intriguing. Infectious.

Don’t forget to notice the bite out of his ear…and the modulation. LOL.

Proof that “talking too much” is linked to the XX chromosomes.

Some are gals are just born with the “gift” of gab!

STAY IN THE ROOM!

If you have not seen the Tenacious D “INSPIRADO” Skit, you are truly missing out on a songwriting gem. Whenever the writing process begins to frustrate the hell out of me, I play this little number…and oddly enough clarity appears. Lol. 9 minutes of pure Jack Black comedic genius, and worth every second.

PARENTAL ADVISORY. EXPLICIT EVERYTHING.