A fan made this, and has translated quite a few of my other songs in Spanish as well! Thank you thank you! I LOVE it!

Never take No for an answer. They’re Wrong. All of them. You’re the ONLY one who knows what you’re capable of.

11% of Americans can’t even find America on a map, let alone the states themselves. For those who are state impaired, here is a quick solution to your problem. The First Amendment is in full effect here ladies and gentleman.

P.S. 65% percent of statistics are made up on the spot.

Meet Piper Rose, the most adorable little girl who has her daddy’s song memorized…even down to his ad-libs. She is a dear friend of mine’s daughter, Gabe Mann, and it just goes to show how children can pick up even the smallest of details at the youngest of ages. This is the sweetest and is worth 1:27 of your time. Trust me.

http://www.myspace.com/gabrielmann

If it was not for one of my college roomates, the lovely and talented Becky, I would’ve never heard this masterpiece until the movie “Juno” hit theaters. The Moldy Peaches made their debut to the commercial world off of the Juno Soundtrack, but this video from 2001 is absolutely PRICELESS. HA! And you thought I was off my rocker…

Dear Evil Biscuit Leaver,
If this is a new way to get a girl to notice you, please be aware that it did nothing BUT creep me out. Besides, I don’t even like biscuits.

Dear everyone else,
I had to share these tragic items that were discovered on my doorstep at the odd hour of 2 AM. Yes, the cops even reported that “evil biscuits” were left on my doorstep. It doesn’t get much weirder than that. If you know of someone who leaves fun surprises at doorsteps, tell them to step up their game a bit. Flowers are so 1966. Biscuits with evil faces are apparently the going trend.

Ridiculous. Sarcasm is my favorite.

If you have not seen the Tenacious D “INSPIRADO” Skit, you are truly missing out on a songwriting gem. Whenever the writing process begins to frustrate me, I play this little number…and oddly enough clarity appears. 9 minutes of pure Jack Black comedic genius, and worth every second.

PARENTAL ADVISORY. EXPLICIT EVERYTHING.